{"id":1677,"date":"2025-07-15T16:08:49","date_gmt":"2025-07-15T20:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tellnotales.ca\/?post_type=product&#038;p=1677"},"modified":"2025-12-12T23:20:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-13T04:20:49","slug":"king-cortez-t-shirt","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/tellnotales.ca\/index.php\/product\/king-cortez-t-shirt\/","title":{"rendered":"King Cortez T-Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dead men tell no tales <span class=\"emojiContainer__75abc emojiContainerClickable__75abc\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" aria-expanded=\"false\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/discord.com\/assets\/04de4da79291ee41.svg\" alt=\"\u2620\ufe0f\" aria-label=\"\u2620\ufe0f\" data-type=\"emoji\" data-name=\":skull_crossbones:\" \/><\/span> The first official shirt from the Tell No Tales store. This shirt features our lovely mascot Cortez as the king of spades, and it looks like he isn\u2019t feeling too well\u2026 This design is screen printed onto an American apparel blank and runs true to size. Quantities are limited, so get them while you can!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dead men tell no tales <span class=\"emojiContainer__75abc emojiContainerClickable__75abc\" tabindex=\"0\" role=\"button\" aria-expanded=\"false\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/discord.com\/assets\/04de4da79291ee41.svg\" alt=\"\u2620\ufe0f\" aria-label=\"\u2620\ufe0f\" data-type=\"emoji\" data-name=\":skull_crossbones:\" \/><\/span> The first official shirt from the Tell No Tales store. This shirt features our lovely mascot Cortez as the king of spades, and it looks like he isn\u2019t feeling too well\u2026 This design is screen printed onto an American apparel blank and runs true to size. 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